T'Was the Hobo of Christmas by F-TangKrazee, literature
Literature
T'Was the Hobo of Christmas
T’was a bright Christmas morning, and all through the house,
There was ample booze flowing for this contemptuous louse.
The stockings were empty, and to the side thrown away,
What was once within now on the floor lay.
The brandy was nestled, all snug in my gut,
Curled up near the fire, I was roasting my butt.
And mom in her ‘kerchief, and dad in his cap,
Had gone back to bed, to go take a nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the floor to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I stumbled now drunk,
In hopes that my fly would indeed hide my junk.
The sun shone down on the damp winter’s gr
Do you ever worry
that you act like too much of a jester
for the princess to see the knight within you
fighting for her at the joust?
Do you ever worry
that at this joust
the other knight you are fighting
is yourself?
Do you ever worry
that the immovable object
that the unstoppable force is hitting
is yourself?
Do you ever worry
that when you walk a thousand miles
to fall down at her door
that she's moved?
Do you ever worry
that the clear signals you receive
are actually full of interference
created by your transmitter?
Do you ever worry
that your transmitter
causes interference
in the clear signals you try to send?
Do
T'Was the Hobo of Christmas by F-TangKrazee, literature
Literature
T'Was the Hobo of Christmas
T’was a bright Christmas morning, and all through the house,
There was ample booze flowing for this contemptuous louse.
The stockings were empty, and to the side thrown away,
What was once within now on the floor lay.
The brandy was nestled, all snug in my gut,
Curled up near the fire, I was roasting my butt.
And mom in her ‘kerchief, and dad in his cap,
Had gone back to bed, to go take a nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the floor to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I stumbled now drunk,
In hopes that my fly would indeed hide my junk.
The sun shone down on the damp winter’s gr
Do you ever worry
that you act like too much of a jester
for the princess to see the knight within you
fighting for her at the joust?
Do you ever worry
that at this joust
the other knight you are fighting
is yourself?
Do you ever worry
that the immovable object
that the unstoppable force is hitting
is yourself?
Do you ever worry
that when you walk a thousand miles
to fall down at her door
that she's moved?
Do you ever worry
that the clear signals you receive
are actually full of interference
created by your transmitter?
Do you ever worry
that your transmitter
causes interference
in the clear signals you try to send?
Do
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